Zombie Uprising

So it appears we have had a zombie outbreak in Sydney. Unfortunately it was in January 2007 and we didn’t hear about it until last month. This is important information!

Apparently the two police officers tried to subdue this so-called average man, who managed to pull a gun from one of the officers and fend off their attacks by flailing his arms in a "circular freestyle motion". He withstood their struggles and even a bout of capsicum spray and simply walked away from the scuffle.

Now I don’t know about you, but I doubt a zombie would have enough presence of mind to be able to pull an officer’s gun from his holster and hold it up to his stomach. To be able to withstand the scuffle which included a headlock and the capsicum spray…well perhaps he was simply an A-grade footballer out on the town with the lads.

However perhaps it’s time I brushed up on my zombie plan thanks to my recent Amazon purchase). You never know when a zombie uprising will begin. Or if it has already begun…